Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be this dumb.

I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.

Thought it was going to turn into Saddam there for a second.

Betty can show up ‘on time’ and spend 40 min making coffee and shit talking with her neighbors, but I show up 10 min late and start working right away but I’m the bad employee somehow.

I remember having to crack the PIN code to access the locked channels (which would just give me access to things like skinemax late at night). I faked sick one day to stay home and set to work. I think there was a short timeout after a few failed attempts, so you could only go so fast. It only took 852 tries but I got it! It was 0852, which was just a straight line up the keypad 😑

What’s next? Am I going to find out my AI girlfriend is actually a real woman? Smh my head, can’t trust anything these days

I just want to know who approved nips on the suit

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Nice

After a decade and a half of “just in case” box saving, I am ready. This is my moment.

Grokaganda

Same. The interface looks kinda cool, but the UX is awful, and the story is boring. The biggest reason it doesn’t capture you IMO is you just jump around from place to place instantaneously right from the start and there’s no obvious reason to just go exploring somewhere. In Skyrim you’re literally on foot and the world slowly expands around you and you become interested in it.

I always wanted to see a mirage in person, then I realized recently I see them all the time on the highway when it’s a hot sunny day. It do be looking like water.

The Brave Little Toaster would probably be at the top of my list. I can still hear that Jon Lovitz radio.

The Linus that was promised.

Making the exact same character in every game gets old after a while. Also boobs.

They don’t explicitly say that in the show, but those are some of the core values the Straw Hat Pirates have. So yes.

Fuck Ubisoft. Fuck major game publishers.

Do you live outside of the US and hate Ubisoft and the direction the games industry is headed towards?

Do you live in the US and have ever ‘owned’ a copy of The Crew from Ubisoft?

Visit stopkillinggames.com to help drive a dagger through their rancid hearts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w70Xc9CStoE

Competitive shooter

Brooo I just wanna chill and have fun and play some games.

My pay is barely enough to get by on, so I’m only going to do the bare minimum to get by at work.

I feel like one day the common practice to combat Microsoft’s enshittification of Windows (besides dropping it altogether) will stop being “download this program and disable all the garbage with registry edits A-Z” to “download this fighting AI that will be in a constant battle with Microsoft’s AI to try and stop it from spying on you”.