Turtles have noses.

https://images.app.goo.gl/qLbB8RAcL6twxLzF6

"The only regret I have is that I only had two shoes." -Muntazer al-Zaidi, based king

Fun fact: this is completely made up bullshit

I played the “Jewish” CAH deck with someone once and it was full of apartheid “”humor”” that completely turned me off from the game. Haven’t played it since.

Mastodon has no algorithm, instead the users determine what spreads - so boosting posts is what helps them be shown to more people.

Favoriting a post on Mastodon doesn’t show it to your followers, so it doesn’t contribute to the “algorithm” the way boosting a post does. But it does tell the creator that you liked their content!

Bojack Horseman (I think the last season)

The stepmom that’s also your sister? Because that’s embarrassing dude, you should talk to somebody about how your dad married your sister.

If you haven’t read them yourself then you don’t understand how truly horrible her writing is. Her prose is wooden, her dialogue is forced, and she named a Chinese character “Cho Chang” with a straight face. There are plot holes so big that she has to continually go back and retcon random bullshit, like the literal plumbing at Hogwarts. The big scary spell is “abracadabra” with one letter changed.

She’s a hack.

Got one!

Source: just trust me bro

Hey Micheal, corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures.

“Liquor before beer, don’t do heroin.”

“I’ve had a long day and I hate the fuckin Eagles!”

The one from the perspective of the mother gorilla is so bizarre and yet so moving.

Ah yes the noted scientific journal amenclinics.com/blog

Unassailable source there, bud.

People who say Reddit is liberal are telling on themselves… in more ways than one.

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