Me when my first crush said she's gay

And they both have polydactyl

Lentils. May be a combo of being sick/smelling them all the time but I literally have to open all the windows when I boil them

Ok I've had like one morning toke and that got me

Most likely a giant tuxedo cat that's been skulking around the place. Luckily, he came by one day with his ear clipped, so at least that's one less around. Mr. Big has adopted them and provides protection

Titles like that always remind me that these things are in the bag for them for years. Almost funny in a morbid way when they have production leaks months before their passing.

We have experience with litters once before, when we took in 3 of their kittens before. This is the first time we managed to get both moms to keep their kittens inside. 2 we have dates set and my sister will adopt them. The rest are uncertain, but for now we've got time to figure it out

Aww, love it when they curl the feetsies!

Eczema/rashes beyond like poison ivy and oak. I had an allergic reaction for the first time in my life, at about 30, and it was the first time I got huge rashes on my legs and feet and I could hardly walk for like 2 days. Went away pretty quick but I've got a lot more sympathy for chronic sufferers now

Ok, now it's driving me nuts figuring this out. I live in Oklahoma and yeah, minus some small exceptions, our commercial and res are strictly zoned, and maybe this applies to other places where the strip mall and Plaza are king, and there's more room in general? Our 'town squares' are nothing but beauracratic stuff, bars, and historical buildings.

Wow this is nostalgic. Forgot how toxic those comics were.

So he's like an irl Noonian Singh, got it.

Great, so first it's animals, and now the autistic that will be guinea pigs before we're all implanted. What a dystopia

I forsake my humanity, Jojo!

That's a great idea. I'll look into it!

Wello is my favwite

Belly perfectly safe, proceeded with trial rubs and will continue further applications of rub

Its like when something you're melting is between the state of hard and soft and gooey. "I took the cheese out of the oven, but it was a little shlarmley for my taste, so I put it back in."

It gives me jojo vibes