If they can't afford to lose money, they should stop being poor.

Macrophages just want to watch the whole body burn.

Nothing proven. Much documentary about it though.

There's a vine/TikTok dude that made a short about it somewhat recently in a shallow and humorous fashion.
Basically, the Jackson dad was an asshole who beat his kids. Michael being the most successful one got the worst of it, as per the documentary. Not sure if his brothers covered him and how often.
He didn't have a childhood, he had beatings, training and concerts.
His soft-spoken voice was beaten into him, only allowed to use his full voice for singing.
His Neverland was built for that which he never had and he tried to give that to other children he felt were like him.
Whether something happened is only known by the the people involved, but odds are that unless Michael himself was molested as a child, it's far more likely that he was deeply traumatized, cried himself to sleep and had recurring night terrors.

I'll repeat, only the people involved know what happened and they're not talking.

The solution is obvious. Stop having heterosexual sex.

Gay sex for everyone - the ultimate conservative goal!

I use it and the browser kindly explained to me that the feature is mostly useless because sites don't give a shit about it.

He must be one of them fellas who became Muslim because they heard men can have 3 wives who need to obey their husband's every word.

If it's premeditated, you get resurrected and fined.

Extra files are messy.

No wonder all the sand people are so darn tired of all them immigrants messing up their lands.

Go burn down a "christian" conversion center in return.

My faulty memory tells me 9gag has somewhere around 3000 or so. But I worked with a lot of numbers recently so I have no idea how accurate that is.

Legal organ trafficking, because why the fuck not?

Some comments complaining about the house elves status don't see how well it spills into real life.

Society didn't care in the books, society doesn't care in real life. Change was slow in the books, change is slow in real life.
Rowling was accurate as fuck in this regard.

I blame the lactose intolerant for this.

Apparently if you forgive it, the cancer will be healed.

Poor anon. Should've said that research found miscarriages to be more common than previously believed and that this specific one likely wasn't the first and definitely not the last.
It's these little details that make all the difference...

Obviously, the calculator app needs camera permission for scanning complex formulas that would otherwise require lengthy manual input and calculating them automatically.

Unregulated capitalism some would say, I say cheap production costs with little to no consequence whatsoever for them doing this kind of thing.

People named Gaylord:

They know the horror of Canadian geese first hand. No way in hell will you get them to willingly partake in a ritual that has even the slightest chance of summoning one.