Spyke
Donkterreply
lemmy.world

When washing machines were invented they were technologically so far ahead of most other things in your house because washing clothes by hand is ass.

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kbin.social

He must be one of them fellas who became Muslim because they heard men can have 3 wives who need to obey their husband's every word.

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Sometimes I'm actually really glad the quiverfull people and the jihadist muslims have invented a bunch of nonsense to keep them from realizing how much of the same page they're all on....

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lemmy.world

TBH, i can't tell the difference between right wing religious fundamentalists anymore. He could be one of those crazy christian cultists, mormon, one of the religous fundamentalist muslim sects or some other religion i don't care to know about.

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programming.dev

Fundies of any religion have a lot more in common with one another than they'd like everyone else to realize.

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OUR GOD IS BITCHIN BUT HE, YES HE, NEEDS TWO THINGS: MONEY AND [mad lib pick any combo race,ethnicity,religion] BABIES

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mbin.grits.dev

I'm such a KING that I need divorce to be ILLEGAL and I can't go to the state of VIRGINIA it's disrespectful if you feel like you need to know details

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larsreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I always hoped the US would outlaw divorce before they allowed gay marriage. You know. Just to show ’em.

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frezikreply
midwest.social

Coming to a Supreme Court near you: getting gay married, but not gay divorced.

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He knows what it means when he pretends I’m checking him out in the locker room.

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lemmy.world

So he too will handwash all of his wife's clothes out of love and respect... right?

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Nah, nah, nah. Look at the guy's Xitter profile. No shot this is satire, and I doubt he's smart enough for it to be bait

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kbin.social

I’d rather my partner get exhausted from having sex with me than washing my dirty drawers but you do you, king.

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Lodespawnreply
aussie.zone

Let's be honest, it's probably not super exhausting to have sex with this guy until he's had his fun.

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Lodespawnreply
aussie.zone

Far out, that poor person, what a terrible situation to be stuck in. Disgusting and exhausting is putting it lightly.

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Riccosuavereply
lemmy.world

I.....I just don't even think that sounds appealing at all. If I had an SO that wanted to give me a BJ every single day I would say thank you for offering, but that's just too much.

First of all, skin is sensitive so that is quickly going to lead to some irritation, especially if it takes you a fucking hour to cum. Second of all, it is better to give than to receive. I'm trying to participate too, I don't want to feel useless. More than half the fun is making my partner feel good/valued. If I lost that element it would just kill my sex drive quickly.

I don't know why this comment made me get all in my feelings, but it really made me pissed off. Like if it is consensual whatever you do you, I'm not here to kink-shame. But who the fuck are you to make someone suck your dick every single day as a chore. What a pathetic fucking loser. How do people like that exist...I just don't even get it.

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If this guy wants to wash his husband's clothes by hand good luck to him.

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lemmy.ca

This sounds so extreme it plays like a parody post, or satire.

Hell, I know what hand-washing clothing is like (had to do it myself during a few dirt-poor spates in early adulthood), and clothes come out much cleaner with even a half-decent machine than with pretty much any amount of hand-cleaning.

Washing machines took off in popularity not only because they were labour-saving devices, freeing up people to do other things, but also because they did the job much better than doing it by hand.

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I assume the point is the machine is taking time away from your more important wifely duties like managing the estates and you should leave the husband to handle clothes washing, no matter how fun the washing machine is to play with.

I sympathise though. Ever since most washing machines run Arch, who wouldn't want to play around washing their husband's clothes with it? But for the traditional woman, a lawnmower running Gentoo is more of a demonstration of your unfailing love expressed through hard work.

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