Nothing adds more to a party than graph paper

I can start but I think there's a character limit

inside each of us are two wolves

Ah yes the part of the curve where the stress permanently changes you. Yeah, accurate.

Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

It's actually A1 sharpton

Everyone is talking about how they don't have the military power to win a civil war. I can't get over how 1 day of freezing rain can end electricity in texas for weeks. Their infrastructure couldn't handle some teens with a DIY hacking blog

Can't self harm if you're already dead

How else do you warn people they're about to enter Wyoming?

If Republicans had attentions spans, they'd be so pissed right now

The entire population of America, roughly 330 million, had on average 285 measles cases per year over the last decade. This single school of 1046 students has 4 cases this year so far.

Though I know it's a bad comparison, this school's rate of measles infection is like 4000 times higher than the rest of the country.

Fuckin wild

1. Locked cage
2. Two men enter, one man leaves

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! RAGE IN A CAGE! BE THERE!

None of these companies create jobs, none of them create competition, none of them foster creativity, none of them innovate. Global monopolies are a blight.

And I'm not going to let doom scrolling and apathy deter me from trying to change things. At least I emailed my congressman today

This meme is old enough to drive

It's not "to protect and serve"

It's "to intimidate and control"

The hole for the dolphin should be on top so when you cum, it flies out the blowhole

What does it waste? Every Republican, moderate, and undecided gets to see who actually wants impeachment. No stepping around it we'll know who could have ended this and voted to keep him. what can a Democrat do that isn't going to look politically motivated? Defeatist arguments are exactly what trump needs to become emperor

"Heaven yeah, brother!"