Mom's lookin' foine in the last panel

Do you not own any mirrors?

Lol, gottem

"Demotivational posters"

Got that dog in him.

It's not real, that's the Mediterranean sea.

I used to record the song using my cell phones microphone to ensure it was as low quality a possible.

Not a dolphin in sight in arizona 😥

I've never felt awkward hitting the no tip button. I didn't even realize that people felt it was an obligation for the longest time. I would just hit the "no thanks" button and think nothing about it. I also never got the impression that the person working the register thought any less of me.

I tip delivery drivers and waiters. That's about it.

Just charge 1000. Too EZ.

Just have to put him in some rice

I think I would manage.

Damn, that meme really struck a nerve with the Europeans, huh?

Depends on how greasy they both look.

Why so secretive of your ram?

Well, not a high likelihood, but maybe a higher likelihood.

I think you just want to be offended so you can feel morally superior.

I added the "fuck" without even realizing it

Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

Do you participate in modern medicine? Do you have any vaccinations or taken any antibiotics? Animal testing makes it possible. What alternative do you propose?