Not trying to be contrarian or argumentative with this, but apple claims that imessage is end to end encrypted and therefore not readable even by them. Do you have evidence to the contrary? Or am I missing some other aspect?

Anchovies are the secret ingredient to make it savory and delicious. Add one or two to your sauté at the beginning. The sauce will be way better and won’t taste like fish

Yeah but they also make ice

Most ice machines have a water pump. I suppose you could make one that just used a water supply pressure and valves but I’ve never seen that on commercial ice machines

Re: assasination

Dear Mr. Shamoon

No reason. Please proceed.

It would be more interesting if it was noisily feasting on radiation

I think I’d like DisplayPort over a USB-C connector. It seems like this might be an easier sell too, since the general non-techy populace is already used to everything going to USB-C (thanks EU). Maybe one day we can actually just use the same cable for everything. I realize that not all USB-C cables are equal, but maybe if TVs used USB-C, we’d see more cables supporting power, data, and video.

I don’t think “Woman” is the right word.

The snake lashes are a nice touch

Hearing aids?

Can’t decide whether to upvote for the general concept or downvote the slop

This is hilarious but I feel like I’d end up faceplanting from 8’ in the air and nobody would find me until dawn

Wonder if they’ll deport the Qataris when the building is finished

Pro tip: don’t install chrome

*hanged

Actually it was raised in the Chernobyl exclusion zone so I think we can make an exception

I don’t want AI siri but I’ll be damned if I don’t get my $3 or whatever

Turns out businesses don’t care about cleanliness or your safety beyond the point where it might affect their bottom line and just install touchless sinks and hand dryers to save money on water and paper towels

Isn’t handwriting analysis bullshit?

Lamp posts, trees, I don’t really care what they hang from.