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Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? [Satire]
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Exactly, why wait until their first job to teach them about taxes and the free market. Crush their spirit while they're young!
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Sopranos Junior Announced at Nickelodeon, Sure to Be a Hit!
I have my gabagool ready
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Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents” [Satire]
this is too true
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Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped [SATIRE]
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it's not fair!
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Gimme like $300+ per year, chump.
Only thing more pirated than Windows products are Adobe products. Smallest violin, etc etc
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Paw Patrol’s Rubble seriously injured in accident, Ryder accused of not following safety regulations
child labor, dogs running backhoes, helicopters, and garbage trucks. Just watching this show would give an OSHA inspector an aneurysm
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Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done.
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i never thought of this in that way before. it is meta squared
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Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign [SATIRE]
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my kid mostly plays in the dirt
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Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star
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i could name a few
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New best friend for life!
maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats
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Let's increase worker productivity?
The beatings will continue until morale improves
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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water
did 7-Eleven steal from Limp Bizkit?!
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What's the most ridiculous "Pimp my Ride"-mod you have seen?
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Baby shark is banned in our household
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Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents”
when isn't daycare closed
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Solving homelessness
treated the same way they do with pigeons to stop them from nesting.. sad.
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats [Satire]
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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water
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Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water was one of their later, shitty CDs. Had to clarify bc i figured this was a reach of a reference.
