I said it out loud and neither of those support VoiP or video calls.

The requirements are pretty standard for what people want in a messaging protocol. None of those listed actually support those requirements so no one I know uses them. I don't know why people keep bringing those three up.

The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

supply chain attacks are dirty tactics too, they have no idea who is holding 3000 pagers when detonation.

hey pcgamer, thanks for not using goatse in the preview. fucking 404media, not even a CW.

I'm no fanboy but Windows just sucks for anything portable. At first I was exited to see how manufacturers would pivot to adopt linux for their portables. Now it's just watching flop after flop.

china is the best at making the usa look way cooler than it is

Now ban parents posting pictures of their children under 16.

I DGAF about your kids.

these archive links are the ONLY way to watch it online, disney buried it.

• https://archive.org/details/mario_movie_1993

• https://archive.org/details/super-mario-bros-1993-the-morton-jankel-cut-extended-vhs_202207

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3lawdnw4fqk2s

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

I get the feeling that all of these assembly jokes are justifications to avoid learning assembly.

You can still make syscalls in assembly. Assembly isnt magic. It isn't starting from the creation of matter and energy, it's just very specific code.

I just want the dockerfile that generated the image.

I just installed gnome on my laptop because they kept spamming the copilot shit.

I use my os to get started on what im doing, not fuck around with all the repeating notifications that can't be disabled.

“we can often tell within three months or less of a sales hire, even during the holidays, whether they're going to be successful or not”

Did not cancel their Christmas vacation, fire them immediately.

That's not how this meme template works at all.

"I think that's a good lesson for everybody: never use hotel internet if you want to do a secure call," Germany's ambassador to the UK, Miguel Berger, told the BBC this week.

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The exact mode of dial-in is "still being clarified", Germany has said.

OK, well the exact mode kinda fucking matters before you just scapegoat a hotel.

This smells like a coverup.

you can have 10% bodyfat and still get rolls when you sit like that.

I think I remember the original Nazis were into meth.

WTF, he's the one that banned it in the first place. He created this problem.