You mean the state that's furthest from all the borders is worried about immigrants?

Texas: not even once. Sorry Austin

"I didn't think the leopards were going to eat MY face" - says the person that voted for the Leopards Eating Faces party

Shouldn't the headline be "Republican said something terrible to get the media talking about her, and we've done exactly what she wanted"?

As a fellow former Texas resident, I can confirm and endorse this statement.

The Texas government can fuck alllll the way off with that...and many other things cough cough women's rights cough cough

While I am too old to advocate for violence, this line hit me pretty hard:

"Violence never solved anything" is a statement uttered by cowards and predators."

We live in a post-fact society now, so fact checks don't matter

Weirdly enough, that almost exactly reflects how much safer a cops job is when compared to, say, a food delivery drivers

It's apparently kind of hard to find someone that is willing to put up with the threats against their lives for somewhat measly pay. But, yes, hopefully they can 🤞

Assuming you mean the US:

The highest number of gun violence deaths of any developed country 😂🤣🤣🤣

The highest number of children killed as well 😂🤣🤣🤣

The number one killer of children being guns 😂🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, the numbers are definitely NOT in our favor 🤦

But what about the stock market?

"I didn't think that the leopards would eat MY face!" - says person who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces party

Remember, when you're talking to a gun nut, make sure you call a magazine a clip and watch them completely lose their minds (••)( ••)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)

"I didn't think that the leopards would eat MY face" - says the person who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces party

You're getting down voted, but you are mostly correct.

I feel like the amount of ads and/or length is a little excess these days, though.

The thing is, Google isn't dumb. They've user tested this strategy and they know it results in higher revenue.

And the enshitification continues...for those that don't pay

"This message brought to you by those that sat out of the last election and directly caused all of this chaos"

GTFO with this nonsense

I mean, I'm no fan of Roberts nor the current SCOTUS, but this isn't a ruling on the merits, but a stay on the reinstatement by the lower court.

Still shitty, just more nuanced than the headline suggested.