I guess i was one of the unlucky 14

To control the valve? So whoever manages to pull the sword wheel from the stone shaft becomes the new ruler of england Valve?

"satan wants you to believe in yourself"
Aww thanks satan, i will

Did the cookies forgive you for your mistake, or are they still salty?

I assume they mean the new standard, good or bad as it might be, simply isn't adopted, so we are still stuck with the 14 bad ones

Edit: I misread it, but this would also make for a good variation of the original :P

Memes shouldn't be kept that tightly together, you should always leave room for the holy spirit between each meme

"we'll brute force it, but to save some time we'll start at 5 since noone would ever be stupid enough to use a number smaller than that"

Oh wow yeah not sure how i didn't notice that she responds with the original comic, you're absolutely right

That's disgusting, what's next? A liveable wage? It's a real slippery slope

Benjamin notanyellow

Ok business daddy, whatever you say business daddy

And on the internet no less, so it has to be true

Per Newsweek article

"Think of it, magnets," Trump said. "Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets. Why didn't they use John Deere? Why didn't they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I like John Deere."

Incoherent rambling like usual

Can't have shit in Detroit

That's why it's so scary 😱

Yet another informative post, and a decision that takes some guts and you're willing to take on some extra work and risk in order to make the instance better

I didn't want to have to do this, but you've brought this upon yourself. You give me no choice but to... donate money to you which you so damn well deserve!

Let this be a reminder that actions have consequences!

I do that, on purpose ofcourse, don't want to take up too much of her time

Unsubscribe from marketing, a message reminding you of an upcoming service isn't marketing? Nor is the message asking for feedback after a service?

DVD, Blueray, VHS? I've never heard of those torrent sites before 🏴‍☠️

If someone is forced to do things with a client they dont want to, then they're not sex workers, they're sex slaves

Decriminalise sex work and put in place regulations to protect workers