Look up the War Powers Resolution. As long as congress is notified within 48 hours, there’s a free pass for 60 days with another 30 for withdrawal before any approval is granted.

I’ll call this uplifting news.

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Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

Don’t police dogs have a rank? I seem to remember that makes it “harming a police officer” or “killing a police officer” when a civilian fights back against the K9. If a cop kills another cop, he just gets fired and strolls down to the next precinct to his next cop job?

Could someone get to work on curing stupid first? Then we can work on the aging part.

The irony…

Dictator getting respawn fragged on live TV would be remembered for centuries

And that’s the full plan. It was win/win (for the grifters) all along.

I think they’re talking about subscriptions to use features that are already on the car. Connected services like remote start as a service can eat shit.

Their evasion skills suck. Great job by this brave person.

He was too busy blowing bubba to notice

That’s the plutonium needed to get to 1.21 gigawatts

Good thing The Internet is wireless and rests above sea level atop Big Ben.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

I just shot coffee out of my nose while reading this. The thought of a cop actually showing up with the intent to SAVE A LIFE seems so far fetched that it would be ideal material for an episode of the Twilight Zone at this point. But, yeah, I suppose the official reason for deploying cops to the scene probably wouldn’t be well received if they said, “in case someone (or someone’s dog) needs to be murdered.”

I’ll take, “CEOs burning their businesses to the ground” for $200, Alex

Leopards don’t care if the face is rich or poor, old or young. They only know that all faces are delicious. Reap it, Tim Apple.

Each time I read another story about them finding how to regrow teeth, I’m reminded of Star Trek 4 where the little old woman grew a new kidney thanks to McCoy giving her a pill and proclaiming they’re in the dark ages.

If the case is at the sentencing phase, the conviction is clearly made by the court already. If the news agency is concerned about libelous statements, that goes out the window once the court’s decision is official. OP is right. This is just pussyfooting passive voice bullshit. This was murder. Call it what it is.