“You do it too much, you’ll go blind” Unexpected prophecy

Look up the War Powers Resolution. As long as congress is notified within 48 hours, there’s a free pass for 60 days with another 30 for withdrawal before any approval is granted.

I’ll call this uplifting news.

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

Don’t police dogs have a rank? I seem to remember that makes it “harming a police officer” or “killing a police officer” when a civilian fights back against the K9. If a cop kills another cop, he just gets fired and strolls down to the next precinct to his next cop job?

Could someone get to work on curing stupid first? Then we can work on the aging part.

Dictator getting respawn fragged on live TV would be remembered for centuries

The irony…

And that’s the full plan. It was win/win (for the grifters) all along.

I think they’re talking about subscriptions to use features that are already on the car. Connected services like remote start as a service can eat shit.

He was too busy blowing bubba to notice

Their evasion skills suck. Great job by this brave person.

That’s the plutonium needed to get to 1.21 gigawatts

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Good thing The Internet is wireless and rests above sea level atop Big Ben.

I just shot coffee out of my nose while reading this. The thought of a cop actually showing up with the intent to SAVE A LIFE seems so far fetched that it would be ideal material for an episode of the Twilight Zone at this point. But, yeah, I suppose the official reason for deploying cops to the scene probably wouldn’t be well received if they said, “in case someone (or someone’s dog) needs to be murdered.”

I’ll take, “CEOs burning their businesses to the ground” for $200, Alex

Leopards don’t care if the face is rich or poor, old or young. They only know that all faces are delicious. Reap it, Tim Apple.

Each time I read another story about them finding how to regrow teeth, I’m reminded of Star Trek 4 where the little old woman grew a new kidney thanks to McCoy giving her a pill and proclaiming they’re in the dark ages.