From my experience, people this noisy are unlikely to be cooperative about it. Or anything else

Password managers. People will use anything but that: paper, notes app (without any security), using the same password everywhere...

I believe these actions will make us stronger and deliver significant value for our shareholders

Yeah, fuck people, it's all about the shareholders

Also known as "incandescent lightbulb"

Ehy Google, what about the anti-vaxers, fake-moon-landing, qanon channels, and similar shit?

Ability to regrow lost teeth

Yo mama so ugly, that yo dad got a husband

If they back down on the hype even a little, the whole house of cards collapses. That's why they keep going. Line must go up and all that

Skill issue

If you want a TLDR: every time dating apps work, they lose two customers, and they don't want that

Stop complaining, just use a different mobile OS.

... oh, shit!

My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

The correct name is "waste of time"

Bugtober?

Atomic bomb are also dangerous because if someone end up launching one by mistake, all hell is gonna break loose. This has almost happened multiple times:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_close_calls

We've just been lucky so far.

And then there are questionable state leaders who may even use them willingly. Like Putin, or Kim, maybe even Trump.

How dare they defend themselves?

YouTube: what if everything was an unskippable ad?

Yeah, "designed" is not the best term here. Evolution doesn't design, it just throws random shit at the wall and sees what sticks

No, but you can adblock the shit out of it