Republicans really aren't fans of letting people make their own choices. You could even say that they aren't pro-choice.

Is this bait, or do you just talk like that?

I've been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn't seen my face, but I've filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

(Yes, we've shared recent STI results)

It's not too bad. They probably wouldn't have Windows either if they had to set it up themselves. My dad has been using Ubuntu for years, but he doesn't know it. It's just a laptop that works as far as he's concerned.

My girlfriend and I went to a sex club where we did mostly vanilla stuff on one of the beds next to other people fucking, and I spanked her on a horse in front of a small crowd.

I'm about to fuck her awake in a few minutes.

To expand on this, being older than bones is why you can't find animal fossils in the Appalachian mountains.

The puffer fish should have been a pistol shrimp

I definitely agree. I will say that when you eventually are able to make that threesome happen, ask nicely for a double blowjob. It is the hottest thing there is.

Winning is kind of his only chance to avoid the consequences for a lifetime of breaking the rules.

Yes

Y'all are getting pizza parties?

At least used car salespeople will actually sell you the car. Apparently recruiters will just lie about ever even having one.

Homage to Catalonia by George Orwell would also be a good read for someone looking favorably on the Soviets during the Spanish Civil War.

I don't think it's more racist, but I definitely don't like the idea that it was called marijuana to create a negative connotation with Latin Americans, but now that public opinion is coming around on it, people no longer want to associate it with the Latin American name.

It's one of my favorite movies to come out in recent years.

You can definitely do that with a slap. I love leaving hand prints.

I spend way too long looking at it during concerts! They have it set up to look like clouds of smoke coming from the stage.

Holy Shit! I’ve never seen another I Fight Dragons fan outside of a concert before. You’re awesome!

You are correct. I had a brain fart. There are shells and the like, but you won't come across the next big T-Rex find.