The buyer is a comedian. His bid was 4-BOOBS.

I know that Crowder is a right-wing shit-stirrer, and I've seen the meme a million times. Never had any idea that it was him in the picture.

The 125 downvotes is pretty remarkable.

I enjoyed the appearance of Captain Spock without blinking an eye... until, deep within a long comment, someone wondered how Sarek and Amanda got together in that timeline. The thought has been entertaining me for days.

If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.

There was an interesting conversation about this meme on that other website once. Once transporters got biofilters (TNG era, iirc), you could presumably use them to defecate and deurinate the body during transport. Not only would it prevent unsightly messes in the transporter room in cases like this, but it would probably give you a little spring in your step after a tiring away mission.

During COVID, I remember being envious of NZ's government. Now I'm vaguely aware they were feeling left out and decided to elect their own Trump/La Pen/AfD/Sunak-style train wreck government.

I've seen some Scottish and Irish comedians who lean into that 'r' like they're trying to kick a potato to Portugal.

Me reading the headline thinking "It can't be Tractor Supply..."

For the don't-anger-the-sky-daddy religions, roughly the same as having a crazy aunt who gives 10% of her shit to a psychic or Trump. I haven't experienced the be-one-with-the-universe religions being as exploitative, but I guess those wack Theravadan Wats don't pay for themselves.

Dennehy [was in] Star Trek: The Next Generation in the two-part episode "The Best of Both Worlds" as Lt. Commander Shelby

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

BaconReader removed from my phone.

I'm reading it on startrek.website, so, I, just, read, it, like, Kirk.

As is Pennsyltucky's "Y'inz."

I've got no beef with the noodles, but I feel like they're all copy-pastas.

Not to mention cabbages.

That description landed me on "Boomer Pete Davidson" which isn't that far off.

With a significant injury history, you should really ask a physical therapist. It can be as simple as saying "Here's my medical record, what do you think about me starting a bodyweight squat progression?"

This meme makes me hear Dragula.