Holy shit you called it

Water is wet

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

I wouldn't mind $5 if that tier didn't also cap the number of searches to 250. I'd burn through that super quick, and $25 for unlimited is way too much IMO.

Quick, let's pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!

After reading the article, the Panera guy is actually saying it doesn't make sense to expect store level employees to care about shareholders and that execs should recognize that most employees are just trying to make enough money for themselves.

Not saying he is better/worse than other CEOs, but the article title is misleading in that he is speaking out against other CEOs that have this opinion.

[Everyone] enraged at [any company] for injecting ads into the middle of [everything]

"Look up bro"

Soda price increases have done wonders for my health.

Yeah he speaks for the extremely vocal minority

My ten year old laptop has 4 gigs of RAM and can barely boot windows. It can run Linux pretty well but it still only has 4 gigs of RAM

No Lara, that would be your father in law who's doing that.

Yooo hooo

all hands

hoist the colors high

Fire kissed with tongue

I can't believe this is how I found out

"lol" said Apple "lmao"

Pot. Kettle. Black.