In season 4 of Game of Thrones, Arya was telling Sandor how the Mountain's men killed her friend Lommy.

Sandor grumpily asks "What the fuck is a Lommy?" Which became a little bit of a meme.

"What the fuck is a Lemmy" is a spin off meme of that sort of.

Banana Guards = Custodes

You blast music right back, but not just any music. Blast Wannabe by the Spice Girls, but make it just a loop of the intro, like 10 hours of "So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"

300

Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.

Legit, when I first fought him and he was trying to convince me to join his side, I was like "Heck yeah, ill join him when i meet him".

Sadly not actually an option, was pretty disappointed.

Back when I was in school, there were at least 3 people in my grade ( of like 30 kids) that both wanted to become a doctor and had the grades to probably do it. Not a single one of them was able to afford the schooling.

Canada really needs to do more for potential medical students. Why is the most important industry gatekept by wealth?

Re arrange the room so your heaviest piece of furniture is near the door, like juuust enough clearance that the door can open. Then you can easily barricade it by placing something lighter in between the door and the heavy furniture, like a stool or chair.

I had to do this to keep my mom out of my room when I was 15.

If she escalates and removes your door, you can fully barricade the door with furniture, and if they remove the furniture from your room, drag in furniture from the hallways/kitchen if you feel malicious.

If they ever remove your bed, that is considered abuse in most places, and should be brought up with your school's councilor or a trusted teacher, they are mandated reporters.

cant use lemmy.world to talk about pirate shit if the instance is constantly down

yes

-50 social credit!

Being able to see if the prime parts are a part of a something ive already made/mastered in the ducats vendor.

Can't tell you how many times ive had to exit out of the shop, open my profile, and search search for the weapon to see if its ok for me to sell its parts.

Not the biggest issue probably, but its kinda irritating.

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can't, its under 3ft of snow!

I am just a fish

"pulled pork" Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven't been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there's no pretending its not bean cheese.

wife bad

golf good

Random naked dance parties are a staple of any MMO

switched to freetube yesterday, pretty good so far, though I cant figure how to import my playlists over.

'the adequate wall of China"

I swear every fromsoft game has a 10/10 soundtrack

Just checked Cold Steel because its basically the default for this sort of wacky shit and its not there sadly. They do have an axe walking stick though.