Assistant to the Sith Lord.

Add another 8 inches worth of services fees in there too.

They quoted someone with over 20k followers and 5M likes on TikTok, those are some serious bona fides.

What the hell could be so bad that even the Blackhawks think it's unacceptable?

I suppose, but the risk is low. Especially if your only other choice is to die in a minute without CPR.

This guy ducks

Now I have a machine gun

Ho Ho Ho

Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.

This'll remove your entire pelvis.

The valets for the restaurant next to me just use all the metered street parking in front of our building. Imagine paying someone $20 to put $5 into a parking meter 100 feet away.

Superliminal advertising is way more effective.

Now I know what a replicator dinner feels like.

Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies.

I'd like them to explain why it was okay for the Flames to all wear Mike Vernon jerseys during warm-ups a couple of weeks ago.

You gotta support the team.

They're probably just being censored by the la li lu le lo.

That seemed like a too many men on the ice penalty at the end there.

Can confirm. Not only could I not afford to eat the style of food I cooked at work, the last thing that I wanted to do when I got home was put effort into my own food.

If I was eating at work, I'd cobble together some kind of salad out of whatever scraps and nearly expired food I could shove into my face in under 3 minutes. If I was "cooking" for myself at home, about the most complicated thing that I'd make for myself was cereal.

As long as you befriend a homeless person beforehand, you're covered.

Wrong. They cut a No. 4 pencil in half.