Whoops, sorry, that was my Lincoln Park discography

I feel ashamed to immediately get this reference

What are you going to do, stab me?

-Student stabbed to death

Non-Euclidean anatomy

We gotta arm the teacher fish

I was banned from /r/funny for commenting on a spam post, place is so dumb

More like "what broke?"

Well, now you have to move to the panhandle after that commercial, let us know how it is.

I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the "browser was getting smaller". Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.

I didn't know that was even possible until then.

Yeah the Meijer by us is sensitive like this and when it starts inevitably flashing with approval needed an employee comes over, scans their badge and an overhead security camera clip of me scanning the last item displays on screen.

Which is so awkward to have to stand there with this employee who I'm sure is just as sick of the process as I am.

I don't shoplift and I enter all produce honestly, it makes me want to start scanning my avacado as bananas.

I've also never seen an original of the format this is from, glad I wasn't the only one confused

I worked at a movie theater when this came out, probably watched ten times or so, such a funny movie.

Best read in Ron Howard's voice

Drat, foiled again by that damn speakerphone loophole

-The Police

Tot poles in the US

I wish I could remember the first time I watched this

Glad it worked out for you!

Are there still any other options?

I can picture it, if you don't want ads printed at the bottom of every page you have to subscribe.

Once you recognize the side of the case the motherboard is mounted on its easy,