A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.

Ah yes the Claytablorean Theorem

Haha, funny way to say "working in the lead mines", comrade.

While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

Nice crop op

The beatings will continue until the latte art improves.

I hate it when my roommate leaves the twink drawer open.

Splitting Helium doesn't release energy.

Girlfriend bad Bideo Bame good

It's fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don't.

I know it's the wrong sub for this opinion, but that's a fucking annoying way to post.

Finally I can get my vagina dentata.

I love going to a fancy restaurant and just smelling the food.

That's fucking 8 times and a blowie

God forbid you have to pay for stuff.

I don’t check my mailbox for 6+ weeks at a time.

That seems dangerously negligent.

Lmao have fun publishing that kiddo

Honestly how long do we have until we experience massive fishing and crop failures everywhere?

Yes and no.

Und dann haben alle geklatscht!