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TIL about portland
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Bostonia just doesn't work as well as Portlandia.
Spelling it out made me wonder: theres a Portland, Iowa (Portland, IA) too!
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A holiday hit for all ages
I'll wait for the "Live, Laugh, Love" edition
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Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office
There's gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn't there?...
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Captain Planet, He's our hero, gonna take society down to zero
There was also a Captain Pollution summoned by using the Rings of Destruction and combining their polluting powers of Super Radiation, Deforestation, Smog, Toxics, and Hate....
... yeah, sounda like their agenda to me
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The Dude Minds, Man
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I heard he went by "Duder" or possibly "El Duderino" for those not into the whole brevity thing.
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Vermont Republican lawmaker resigns over racist and antisemitic group chat
Sorry for the offense caused by the comments. Not sorry that they commented it; just that you feel some sort of way about them.
Non-apology. More Republican Bullshit.
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Security!
Monitor and report?
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Flung Hippo.
New band name. I called it!!
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Can't unsee now
WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! Ash, Catch 'em all!
WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! Put them in that ball!
Pikachu is electric- no wires.
If you have Charizard, then you're playing with firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
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The Far Right Is Now Transvestigating Sydney Sweeney
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"I find her attractive. She must have a penis!"
- their thoughts, probably
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The Serama is a tiny breed of chicken that weighs less than 500 grams
Is this where chicken nuggets come from?¡?
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It could soon be illegal to publicly wear a mask for health reasons in North Carolina
What about for purely fashion reasons?
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Lauren Boebert loses it on debate moderator as he grills her on Beetlejuice lies
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Context was the brand of her date's pants.
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Calling someone a ‘Karen’ is ‘borderline racist, sexist and ageist’, tribunal says
You can still put Karen in a headline. Children can still be named Karen.
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Goose rule
We've already known Goose to do a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28 while improving relations.
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Haunting mom butt
Someone negative is now out of the picture: That ass is gone! "Mommy, what's ass?" Another word for butt.
I know Mom has a butt, because everyone has butts, but she said "that butt is gone", meaning she must have had a second at some point. Concusion: Buttectomy must have been performed, which is an oupatient procedure, thankfully.
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Just safeway hiring scabs.
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Punch in as a scab, THEN join the picket line, ya know, as you got lost collecting carts or something.
Don't forget to punch in and out for lunch!!
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Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine
There's gonna be a 90 day extension, right?
New reality series (unfortunately)?
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Trump Claims His ‘Seal of Approval’ Will ‘Protect Loyal Donors From Scammers’ — Here’s What It Looks Like
Isn't the picture on the seal taken from The Apprentice? Can Mark Burnett go after him in any way (or is he more an accomplice by giving him the platform in the first place?)?
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Give the people what they really need
How anout a nice, cold pitcher of some sweet DMTea instead?