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This is a Test
Is this multiple choice or just a suggested series of steps?
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This is a Test
Is this multiple choice or just a suggested series of steps?
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Nonbinary rule
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Always wear protection.
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Autism rule
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Trivializing is taking very real and major struggles that certain humans experience to much greater degree than others and pretending it has the same gravity as minor annoyances that a wide range of people experience.
If your comment is a joke or otherwise intended to be lighthearted, I apologize, but people saying in earnest what you said is a pretty major pet peeve of mine.
Real "Chronic depression doesn't exist because everyone feels sad sometimes" energy.
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Good effort
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"Can you a room as aboluteyy no eleephant it all?"
Dunno what's giving more "clone of a clone" vibes, the dialogue or the 3 small standing "elephants" in that image.
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Not to mom shame...
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Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.
Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn't been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!
Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don't come after me, Big Aluminum.
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Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?
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"Any recommendations for good cummies here?"
"I usually start my day just laying in bed and checking out new cummies"
"It's unfortunate that niche cummies don't always have the support needed to stick around. I've seen great cummies wiped away before they could really build any volume up."
"It's so often overlooked, but proper handling of cummies is really what keeps them enjoyable day after day."
Yep, I see no fault with the naming scheme here. Really rolls off the tongue well too. Very palatable. Definitely not absolutely cursed.
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monster rule
I once won a bike in a punch card raffle for drinking as much monster as I do. No kidney stones yet, just a full immunity to the positive effects of caffeine and the constant threat from my body to never stop drinking them or else my head will implode from withdrawal.
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You're the star!
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Being mean to underpaid staff isn't exactly joke material, accidental or not.
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Let's see them Lemmy.
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If ye wish to climb the stairs,
Then first endure our three glares.
For moving, we aren't in the mood,
Though we may change our tune for food.
And a warning should our bowls lay empty,
Misfortune falls swift and plenty.
So please, appease us kitties three,
Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.
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The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend
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What's so hard to comprehend? 4 inches to a hand, 3 hands to a foot, and 5280 feet to a mile. It's a straightforward pattern!
(I hope it's not needed, but this is definitely sarcasm)
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He who rules
Please tell me he has lewds/nudes while holding his tactical shovel.
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privacy rule
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Sorry, I only give that info to tigers.
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I can never go back, I can see why torrenting is so popular in Canada
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Thank you for giving me just enough curiosity to look up what Jellyfin is. I've been wanting to set up a media server but lost interest quick when I realized Plex seems to have completely moved away from being a media server program. I'm so stoked to give it a proper try.
Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfin
Website: https://jellyfin.org/
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The future is here
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And that's definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP's image.
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Bridget rule
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Grandma is republican.
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Biblically accurate hand.
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generulesity
Lotta people saying they're just looking out for you. Curious what the average APR is on a capital one credit card.
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Bridget rule
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As per my legal obligation upon seeing a Guilty Gear reference:
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Poignant post on the state of things
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96% of mammals by biomass. Still a what the fuck moment, but a noteworthy difference between that and all animals.
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I am genuinely horrified to see how much data google collected from me
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For you, maybe. Mine is filled with black screen pocket photos, furry porn, and 714 copies of a video of a horrifying mecha furby that's stepping on its own removed face.
Another copy shows up every time I have a nightmare about it, which is pretty odd, now that I think about it.