Imagine a character who has nothing but mimics for gear and the only thing keeping them all in line is sheer terror.

I'm just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

Completely failing to do anything about stopping the piracy because all of these games have been pirated already, but punishing paying customers with shitty DRM? Brilliant!

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don't buy it.

"He fucking murdered VLC player by suffocating it in his ass!"

Nope, I won't be changing your mind because you are correct.

Just uh... don't eat there?

Of course anon sucks at it, they just started! That's pretty much the first step of any new thing.

Not true, I picture someone who is also very obese

T-shirt with the intensity of 10,000 suns

Google: We love killing the things you love.

Vertical foregrip on a short barrel shotgun?

ATF wants to know Christ's location

I haven't noticed any slowdowns with Firefox and Ublock Origin.

Holy shit, Jaden Smith would be a fucking disaster lol

Is this a reference to Avatar?

Tally ho!

Can't move portals.

Sorry, best I can do is never visit your shitty website again. Guess I'll order fried chicken from somewhere else, or, better yet, make a superior version at home!

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?