I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was.
Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.
It’ll happen to you!

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

Springtime for Hitler

I'm pretty sure the plan was to take the hostages to the roof, blow up the roof and escape in an ambulance.

Lots of people would have died if Mclane hadn't intervened.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Hakuna Ma-vodka

It means no memories

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don't exist.

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

If you're going through hell, keep on moving.

The Rock can't lose. It's in his contract.

They're not waving at you. They're waving at the Jeep.