Spyke
kbin.social

One of the things I do when I get up to go to another room is check to make sure I have my phone. In case I get lost. This is not a joke.

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WarmSodareply
lemm.ee

I just tie a rope around myself and something in the room the room I came from.

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jackoneillreply
lemmy.world

i do this but with a reminder of why i went there cause when i get to the room i needed i forgot why i went there in the first place

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I have to be on my game to not be one. 😭

It sucks sometimes to be rocking stuff and change room "What the hell was I doing again?"

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Omgarmreply
lemmy.world

I have used "I am not a clever man" so often because of this comic.

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thrawnreply
lemmy.world

Same and for like ten years. Nobody has ever understood the reference in that whole span but the sentence alone is funny

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Rodeoreply
lemmy.ca

Is this actually the original use of that sentence?

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Rolandoreply
lemmy.world

No, the original is from the Judeo-Christian holy texts:

Genesis 4:8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.” While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.

Genesis 4:9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”

Genesis 4:10 “I don’t know,” he replied. “I am not a clever man.”

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Fuckin amazing. I actually believed you and had to look it up lmao

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This is basically the second plot arc of Everything You Know Is Wrong by Weird Al Yankovic.

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Crulreply
lemm.ee

Can I ask why the mention? Ó_ò

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FidiFadireply
lemmy.world

Holey moley, sorry! I got no idea why I mentioned you.

... but now that we are here, I have suddenly the growing urge to get a revenge against a random lemmy user.

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GladiusBreply
lemmy.world

I have heard even amicable splits are painful. You rarely get married to get divorced.

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I know the feeling. You kinda space out and start walking in the kata direction and next thing you know you're in another plane of existence. Happens to the best of us.

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me - "hiii theree mR.zuckerboug, doooo u know where thr restroom b existing in thiss funy place? btw i just found thu secrt of the unverse and it iz... woops forgor. i wood haz wun a nobelprizzee witth thats lugh-out-loud!"

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