I came to the comments hoping for this exactly

Feels AI

"Move the slider so you can just barely see the symbol on the left."

cranks slider to max brightness

And they want to add micro transactions

My wife and I were hanging out in the living room, and my 5 year old came out and politely said "Mommy, Daddy, I just wanted you to know that nothing is wrong and you don't need to come into my room."

Or, hear me out, she's pretending to be under threat to justify more violence

The idea is that they'll be used to track pregnancy and hurt people in certain states. Chaos will help the situation.

"Your kid may already be..." is a pretty standard fear mongering start, right?

May I say on behalf of a lot of the US: wtf. Vote to end

Turkish has a different verb tense for something you personally witnessed vs heard second hand or inferred, and I really appreciate that

Spam away. I've been on hiring committees, and sometimes we have tons of qualified applicants and a hard choice, sometimes we have none. If you spam you'll have a better chance of hitting a company when there's fewer people in their list. As long as you're somewhat qualified, at least; no reason to spam for jobs that are vastly outside of what you can do.

I saw a lovely bumper sticker on a Tesla the other day "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy"

They do of course. If you're in battle ground states they matter a TON, and they matter for everyone in local elections.

Same with ads. Never could figure out why they did anything.

Articles like this are going to make people think they don't have to vote. Ffs

"Would you like to be stabbed or punched in the face? If you don't pick one we'll go for the stabbing."

I hate it, but please vote.

He got his ball and everything

Literally getting ready for bed, listening to my spouse info dump about the Cardiff Giant from an article earlier today. It's great.