The real joke is the ceo admitting fault. You can always blame "the market", "inflation" and "lackluster employee performance"!

This reads like a copypasta, reminds me of this classic

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

By his anti Vax logic...

It's been three years

Shouldn't all the vaccinated be dead by now?

What a moron

How are things in China?

Can't complain!

That's not porn. It's a nude emoji I got from my game

Almost guarantee she's taken more shots to the face

At least on Facebook when they write like that you have to hit "see more" which gives them points on the algorithm for engagement

I like this but I think it would be better without the text box in the last panel. Let the viewer get the joke.

Stupid nitpick from a guy that can't write jokes or draw so take it with a grain of salt but great work regardless!

I didn't know David Mitchell married Melania at some point

Just downvote and move on, it's a fun little gif

It's a defensive measure. That way, if someone grabs the end of the bat to take it away, the sock slides off and you've still got your bat

What's in it for them? The 12c they made from my thousand listens!

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Furi!

The game is a boss rush fighting game that's incredibly fun to play, and the developers worked with multiple different artists to make the soundtrack. Literally gave them spec sheets for the boss fight they were making music for and info on how the stages progressed etc. So the soundtrack is a living part of the fights themselves. 10/10 highly recommended

She's literally spoken in the past about the racism and discrimination her family faced as immigrants... Man I hate the GOP

Probably because the software team is under a different cost center than the hardware/camera team, and they weren't generating revenue. So the idiot assholes at the top of the SW side said "we can monetize our webcam software" and a bunch of people agreed so they could look relevant and keep their jobs. Capitalism!

I'm in 60+ servers, but actively follow maybe 4-5. Others are for different games, twitch communities, lots of subreddit discords since I haven't used Reddit since the API bullshit... I should trim down the list but I like popping in to them occasionally, don't feel like I should get banned due to activity in a server I rarely check

You just loss the gain?

I wanted to make a scripted version of pinochle because my friends and I play it a bunch on tabletop sim and there was nothing available, so I learned LUA