Could some kind soul explain this one to me?

They did surgery on a grape.

That got me right in the 9600kbps modem nostalgia. Not the picture but the waiting to load face.

I seriously need to have that. For purposes.

RIP Kevin. Never forget.

If it's yellow let it mellow. Is it's brown flush it down. Possibly for $2.99. And unlock your toilet paper dispenser for just $1.99 per every 10 one-ply squares.

The human Ted Cruz does not wear it better.

That's a good point I've been thinking for a while too. Elon even tried to interfere with the comm setups... Forgot the name of those now. But yeah he's a complete Russian tool.

And speaking of ramps, I wonder if someone could do a sick jump over the neighbor kid using the front end of that thing.

I bought it without properly waiting like I usually do, and I really hate that it's an MMO. I don't like events and all the stuff that comes with that. But I have found I still like grinding away on my own. I even have tried to join several clans but I either get an error telling me too many applications are outstanding or I just never hear anything. All I'm all, I'm ok with it, just wish it had an offline mode.

Are we talking pre-crucifixion, zombie, or the missing lore three day period between?

Honey u wet kick p for your girl.. rolls right off the tongue

He used to skate.

Thank God my IT department has loaners and I save everything to the OneDrive at work... I may have forgotten my laptop once or twice. Or thrice.

Ah ha.. took me a moment. This one is a thinker.