Next year, Haribo will release Protein Gummy Bears now

Yup, I'm using it now!

Hey, Microsoft said 10 was the last version of Windows...

They have self-driving cars, but self-closing doors is still at least 10-15 years away.

It's all fun and games until you try to make money from someone else's IP

ITT: People complaining about how this phone isn't 100% perfect and what they want. Instead of moving towards heaven, we might as well remain in hell until heaven is directly attainable. It's a good start and the more money that gets thrown this way, the more others will follow. But by all means, don't support this endeavor, let's stay in our Apple/Samsung/Google versions of hell instead.

EDIT: I meant "isn't"

Can for once something too good to be true actually be true? :(

They say those who actually made fortunes during the gold rush were the ones selling the pickaxes.

Maybe I should get into the guillotine business...

I guess they're going to go all-in on AI despite only 3.3% of MS365 subscribers paying for Copilot. Stonks?

"I love it! That's what's been missing the whole time!" --EA Shareholders

It's not fair! I want to befriend a murder! 😞

Alternate Universe Back to the Future:

Doc Brown: Then tell me, future boy, who's the first lady of the United States in 2025?

Marty McFly: Melania Trump

Doc Brown: Melania Trump!? The porn model!?

"Are they saying 'Boo' or 'Booance?'"

I'm pretty sure there's a GI Joe PSA covering this exact situation.

This reminds me of the film Annihilation

To me this is on the list of acceptable uses of AI: to fuck over asshole corporations.

"Etsy witches." So that's what hitmen are calling themselves online now?

Also, I'm fairly certain both lack higher reasoning skills to come up with these logical assessments.

Due to a scheduling issue, I had to take equine science in high school. I learned about how fragile horses are when it comes to colic. I wouldn't say that I hate horses, only that I'd hate to own one. They've gone from a necessity to a very large, expensive pet in the past 100 years.

Democrats are pacifiers for us. US: "Hey we want free healthcare!" Democrats, "Shh shh shh, there, there, it's okay sweetheart." They serve the same billionaire masters as Republicans.