C for Czechoslovakia may be a slight improvement over my go-tos:

A for Antidisestablishmentarianism

B for Buckminsterfullerene

C for Counterrevolutionaries

Dems: More money for millionaires. Reps: More money for billionaires.

I sort of thought that I didn't want kids even though I was married and finances would not be a problem. And then I had a kid, and it is the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my entire life.

I say measure once, cut twice. If you've cut short, just use your board stretcher.

Compared to what?

If you are an American, American economic imperialism is in your best interest.

False equivalency.

Protip: Home Depot is much cheaper on price.