The side fell off.

Dancing Queen - ABBA

Makes me wanna throw up. I can't even explain why.

Welcome to the world's most useless club.

Used to be able to walk down the street and know who's home watching TV by the whine (sort of like an extremely high pitched white noise).

Now CRTs are gone I've since realised I also have tinnitus and am constantly hearing that same sound in my left ear.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

"A very careful yoink"

Cotton sheets here. So, I guess the food I'm sleeping on is long sugar chains?

What an excellent little gentleman!

The whalers were Jaffa, obviously.

And all rhombus are parallelograms. By definition opposing sides must be parallel.

Actually it's Miss Chanandler Bong.

Who polices the Police?

🤷 Coastguard?

PepsiCo presents Freedom Units (TM)

The thing with streaming services for me is the complete lack of humanity.

My favourite feature. But then, I live in a country where Kyle Sandilands was popular and each 2 minute song is interrupted by 4 minutes of gambling ads.

Meanwhile, the wasp in my house...