We did a case study on this in college. The bakery didn't refuse service to them, they told the couple that they were more than welcome to pick any of the predesigned cakes they had, but the bakery wouldn't make a pride specific cake.

Holy shit

Oh it's not a puddle, the two are stubbornly stacked up on top of the older orange one and he did not consent

"Now prisoner 24601...."

Curling up into the fetal position and crying in between protests.

We coulda told you that without a study bruh

I can look at a small open space (trunk, corner of a room, shelves, etc) a and then look at the item I need to fit in that space and say with a decent amount of confidence "yeah that'll fit perfectly" or "that's gonna be slightly too big"

I often question why he looks so anxiety-ridden all the time, as his day job is napping and property destruction.

Laws are only words on paper if no one bothers to enforce it. Even moreso when it comes to constitutions.

In 5th grade I discovered that my hand and wrist were small enough to reach up into 25 cent bathroom pad and tampon dispensers. I didn't really understand what they were for but I thought it was funny to empty them out whenever I saw them.

Are you a part of the "we can always tell crowd"? I made this bad boy using the shitty stick image editor on my phone lol

He was morbidly obese when we got him from the humane society

panics in communion

Same vibes

Oh no, that's terrible, where? Where exactly?

I dont trust him.

He hears the screams of the bits of carpet he hasn't thrown up on yet.

It's funnier to take bad pictures tho. Why else would I have a cat?