This can't be right O+ is the most common blood type in the world? I don't have the statistics but I think it would be A+ instead

Honestly, pretty sure not even autism causes a question like that to surface..

I would be happy just for being involved

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

Wtf I just said these words out loud and the furniture started floating o.o

Is this bone hurting juice?

I mean for some this is Lemmy for others this is Jarboa either way it's a rodent therefore it may as well be cheese day 🧀

Although this would require agreement of most members of this free world app since some people are chees intolerant

I mean what use are nails for, at some point in the human evolution we wouldn't need nails at all

I'd like to add that.. I have stubbed my toe so hard twice now and they had to remove half of the nail Twice and from experience I say fuck them the creation of nails was a mistake existing only to make us further suffer on this cursed land

Lmao we have someone in Jail running for president he's convicted of 12 years imprisonment and wants to be president there's no bigger presidential joke than this

Me 30 years old continuing my engineering diploma " I wonder what person I'll become when I grow up :3 "

The early bird gets the first worm.. but the late worm lives longest.

Never in my life thought I'd see something this cursed on this website

So much is going on in this picture not just the tattoo..

If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

I haven't really met like a hundred queers in my life but I have this one gay friend that been my bestie for a solid 12 years so far and never heard him or any of our other queer friends tell a joke it's always the straights who tell the gayest and yet funniest jokes and they always land home, that's just my experience so far I wish to meet someone that would change my mind tho

No you just want to be grabbed (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

No this is Patrick

I heard it makes you hard

Gotta energize the plant somehow