Spyke
sopuli.xyz

Never been in a threesome but I'm lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to "feel" bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

Last but not least: can't say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but... damn.

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#FFFFFF represents the color white.

The whole thing was clearly intended as a joke.

That joke was a bit edgy, misguided and/or tactless.

The reaction still seems a bit extreme to me.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I believe in [white] supremacy

Yeah how dare that person be in favor of whatever color that is!

Are you a racist too or just a special kind of moron? Either way, same goes for you, fuck off.

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Slovenereply
feddit.nl

Surely you must know that I was joking.

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swab148reply
lemm.ee

Maybe they just don't know the hexadecimal color naming schema.

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Obvious from context. And if they still couldn't tell, perhaps they'd have been better off just shutting the fick up.

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The funny thing is your first comment about racism was probably upvoted because people thought you were playfully continuing with joke.

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toynbeereply
lemmy.world

There's a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.

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Here I thought that if I received a response, it would be challenging my correlation of "unfortunate" and "nurse themed porn."

I am pleasantly surprised by this departure from my expectations. Sort of.

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Hey, thanks, guy.

My memory involved Carla being the one who had participated and Todd being the "damn!" one, so that's probably why I had trouble finding it. Your assistance (threesome-five?) is greatly appreciated.

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lemmy.world

Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.

Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.

At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.

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TheFriarreply
lemm.ee

Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

Hot.

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Don't want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

Since when does being straight mean you're bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that's just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

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TheFriarreply
lemm.ee

Terminal?! Is there no cure? You’re the best doctor in the tri state area! You gotta be able to patch me up!

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lime!reply
feddit.nu

there is an experimental treatment...

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TheFriarreply
lemm.ee

Go on…I’m open and willing! Whatever will set me straight! I mean, not straight.

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qyronreply
sopuli.xyz

You're right.

Buttercup was the green one, right?

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Kitathallareply
lemy.lol

Buttercup was just the concrete operations goth. Blossom was the badass. Unless you're just saying she had a bad ass, in which case, bro, why are you staring at the ass of a kindergartner?

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The theme song literally says she's the toughest fighter.

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Well, seeing Bubbles bitting someome is indeed a surprise. If it was Buttercup, nobody would give it a second thought; she would fight dirty given the chance.

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Thtevenreply
lemmy.world

I've had one. It was a lesson in how to disappoint two women at once.

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Same advice applies for that as for all other things related to relationships and/or sex:

  1. Put yourself into situations where things can happen. (Can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.)

  2. Don't expect anything to actually happen at any given moment. (If you are only there for one thing other people will notice it and that is not attractive at all.)

  3. Be patient and enjoy whatever else is going on meanwhile.

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I think it's overrated tbh. A good session with one person you really click with is a lot better, imo

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lemmy.world

Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

haha wow that sounds weird, haha who would be into that? haha i certainly wouldn't be haha

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

you must be autistic because that was an excessively signalled joke about me very much being into biting and mouth stuff, presumably due to my recently diagnosed autism.

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Idk it is even that strange lol

Like are we just all giving eachother excuses for why things are the way they are instead of just looking at the beautiful canvas of humanity and leaning into all the things that make each and every one of us unique?

No.. it must be autism.

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JackbyDevreply
programming.dev

Honestly it's not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they're doing is hot and that it gets you off.

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oh that looks like hard work. You’re going to need to hydrate, let me go get you both some electrolytes.

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I remember my last threesome.

The only other times two people were that disappointed with me was dinner with my parents.

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Same. It gets a lot of hype but in the end someone is getting disappointed. My first one was not all that exciting.

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A threesome is like a fight between three people where the third guy is just watching awkwardly.

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