Dude should get this wrap.

Euthanasia Coaster for those that didn’t get it.

I find it weird, even comic, that musk feels the same impotent powerlessness in the face of trump’s perfidy as the rest of us.

We tariff you infinity plus one.

Usually I would expect the truth to be a defense against defamation. Looks like binding arbitration is an end run around that.

100% sure ghost trump would also poll better than the one we have now.

I hope that Wyden has entrusted copies of this evidence to someone else that can do something in the event of his sudden suicide.

I don’t blame them. You might get shot.

You’re saying a tariff doesn’t count as a tax because it gets hidden in the final price of goods?

Maybe corporate America will tack on a “tariff fee” like those bs restaurant service fees to tell consumers it’s not their fault.

It’s more like the US switching sides in WWIII. Exactly like, in fact.

To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.

Hispanics in Texas tend socially conservative. They’re also big fans of the “I’ve got mine” ladder pull. Texas is not going to turn purple any time soon.

50 million is like 3 days worth of production in the US. This is like Dr Evil asking for one million dollars.

I’d say get them arrested for trespassing except that most law enforcement leans maga.

As an American, it’s a shame we’re giving up a position of leadership of the free world. I do think the world will be better off if other nations step in. We’re actually a pretty shitty country and it’s a fluke of history we didn’t take a turn to fascism a long time ago.

Writers have been sitting on the stupid headlines for months just waiting for the chance to use it.

Much rather they muzzle Doge. Better yet, it’s rabid just put it down.

Would be more believable if they were fighting for believing in different gods.

Fuck the nyt, they’re complicit.

What a great way to stimulate domestic production and reduce our dependence on China.

The stories out of Rushkoff’s work about how the rich sought advice about ensuring the loyalty of their bunker and being told that they need to have their staff actually like them as people. The rich did not want to hear that and kept asking for solutions like shocking them and starving them. Those bunkers will be like Lord of the Flies when shit hits the fan.