Spyke
lemmy.ca

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

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lemmy.world

Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

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But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

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reddthat.com

Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

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Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it's considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.

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Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.

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It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me

He's still a fat fucking idiot though

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Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

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lemm.ee

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

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x4740Nreply
lemm.ee

How

It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead

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Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head

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Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don't think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.

Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he's probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it's enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you'd expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.

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Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

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lemmy.world

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

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lemmy.world

Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

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Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs

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most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out

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Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

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It's uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.

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I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.

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Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that

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It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.

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That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

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He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal

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He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

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lemmy.world

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.

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ratelreply
mander.xyz

A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I'm from.

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Pyr
lemmy.ca

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

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lightnsfwreply
reddthat.com

I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

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lemmy.world

The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.

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sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog

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lemmy.world

It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

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Maybe it's sub-dermal. that's the sort of thing our planet's finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.

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Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine

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lemm.ee

This is a clearly user of protection vest…

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To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.

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That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?

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He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.

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lemmy.world

I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.

Hypocritical much?

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

Using intolerance against the intolerant isn't intolerant though.

If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it's morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.

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ruplicantreply
sh.itjust.works

what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

No one would know and moreover if you aren't super intolerant the rule wouldn't apply to you anyway.

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ruplicantreply
sh.itjust.works

would you worry I'd feel insecure with my appearance, though? should I just avoid these comments when I see them?

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

Again what you look like is irrelevant, it's not even really about it he even is weird looking or not. The fact it bothers him is relevant though. You can take offense if you want but it's a bit like being upset about someone making fun of Hitler for being a dopehead because you are a dopehead. There are some similarities but ideally there are huge huge deviations like murdering a couple million people or whatever.

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ruplicantreply
sh.itjust.works

I, personally, am taking no offense. I might be feeling more self-concious, tho

You say my likeness is irrelevant, but it did not feel irrelevant to me when I 've seen the post. Not that I assume that what I've felt should be relevant to you, I just decided to share these thoughts

If there are such good, explainable reasons to shit on this shitbag, I don't see how our similarities have any weight

I also hope I didn't just murder humour

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what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

You used you as the example not me I just used the same language to answer the question.

But it doesn't, you're quite literally looking for a reason to complain and in turn defend a Nazi. It's a weird choice and not one I would make but certainly one you are free to choose.

There's a ton some just hurt their ego which is really what they care about, but no no let's not hurt the Nazis feelings because maybe perhaps some theoretical person might take offense. It's even weirder when you know this is him trying to be less weird and with like over a billion dollars to do it and somehow he ended up shaped like a LEGO minifig.

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Majorllamareply
lemmy.world

That is almost the dumbest thing I've read on this website today.

You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.

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While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

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There are also people that aren't so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research

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lemm.ee

Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.

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lemm.ee

Putin is a hard line communist. Do you know what that means? And I'm not talking about the socioeconomic philosophy of communism, I'm referring to the oppressive totalitarian "commies" who slaughtered millions of Russians and set up the entire "black market" economy (now called "oligarchs").

History is important in understanding context.

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Putin is a violent, ruthless dictator supported by a corrupt oligarchy. While he might claim to borrow ideas from communism, 9/10 people I have heard supporting communism hate Putin.

And while I don't really like conservatives, I also think it's unfair to most conservatives to pretend Trump is "just conservative".

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lemm.ee

Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie

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lemm.ee

I find it interesting when people like you chime in without realizing the history behind the word "commie". Good for you. Ignorance is key to remaining under a dictator.

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The shortened pejorative form of the word communist, born out of the red scare and McCarthyism? I'm familiar with the history of the term. I'm also familiar with the history of the word communist. And if you were as familiar with the history as you were pretending to be, you'd know that there's such a thing as anti-authoritarian communists such as anarchists, syndicalists, communalists, Marxist autonomists, and council communists. Ignorance is key to maintaining your libshit binary thinking

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