I really wish people online would stop telling me what fucking words to use

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This is fun creative writing but entirely false.

Ah, tik tok. Making young people think normal human behavior is a new flavor of mental illness since 2016.

Well yeah, they havent aged if you're using 86 graphical enhancement mods. This is not how it looked on my crt TV on Xbox in 2011

Awh, the little gerbil is angy

The waifu needs your social security number! It's not a scam, baka!! It's her special kink...

To those who believe that learning is its own end, like me, I don't see any problems with this.

It's the classic your gf wants kinky sex but you'd rather play Gameboy LIKE A NERD, NERD

It's fine to not want to date someone with an onlyfans, but I feel like the guys who go out of their way to say it usually have other red flags about

The fact that you're basing your desire on anyone else's opinions at all means you are not based. Next.

The fact that she happened to mention the cost of the vet and that she won't be able to do anything for her sons birthday now is telling. No one with too much pride to accept money would divulge that.

There should be more discourse on how religion poisons everything and makes a free society impossible. Instead we give religious people free passes every fucking day.

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What an absurdly elitist comment.

The way they use legal words in made up ways is kind of reminiscent of how the book of Mormon tries to sound like the king James Bible but it was 300 years too late

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Meowballine.

I want to cherry pick all the volunteering misogynist pricks from the comments section, let them go in a forest and shoot them for sport. With nerf guns, but still.

Poetry

That's just how eggplant looks. Source: ex-vegan chef