Alt text: A GitHub PR from 2021 by Tylersuard with the title "Quality of code is too high". The author comments: "Please refactor to reduce quality of code to match industry standards."

Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads "We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks."

A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads "Happy 17th Birthday"

Whenever I see this picture I think of this:

| Creature | Swims | Walks | Flies |
| -------- | ----- | ----- | ----- |
| Dog      | X     | X     |       |
| Fish     | X     |       |       |
| Bird     |       | X     | X     |
| Duck     | X     | X     | X     |

Notice how for each combination of swimming, walking and flying, there is a living creature that can do just that, with the exception of swimming and flying.

Sure there are flying fish, but they glide rather than fly. Did evolution really forget to cover this niche?

McMahon reaction meme depicting increasing satisfaction. Descriptions read as follows:

1. "You discover a new app"
2. "It's in Nixpkgs"
3. "It has a NixOS module"
4. "It has a Home Manager module"
5. "It has a Stylix module which makes it look awesome"

Sayori meme representing Linux users. Sayori is disgusted by text reading "receiving pre-installed bloatware" and instead approves "accumulating bloatware over time". Bloatware refers to unused packages.

Edit: You are so kind to give me advice on how to remove bloatware, but I don't need it :D

An enlarged thonk emoji as background, caption reads "If POSIX is so great, why don't they release POSEVEN?".