Are you doubting about the existence of our Lord Jim the stegosaurus?

I mean have you seen a tick or a mosquito well fed? Those fuckers can grow a belly.

I would like to have a girlfriend and maybe a family.

Rasputin having such a massive cock that Boney M had to made a song about it.

Mine? Not much... I obtained all the achievements in WWE 2k14. That included some online only achievements that required certain ranking position. Not much I know.

Also obtained all achievements in the mass effect trilogy (which isn't that hard tbh) just time consuming.

Btw I'm not mocking you, I'm legit curious... also "from a wealthy family" is also acceptable

Like it or not. The iPhone. It changed the phone and how we use it. I literally use my android phone for everything now, as a credit card, ticket, pc, social, gaming... some people get laid and marry thanks to them...

I wish.

Yeah I can't travel and I definitely don't have your cool job

Edward Kenway from Assassin's Creed 4. The whole game actually is extremely overrated. I had a hard time finishing that game. I rather play 3 or even Unity.

Okay Malfoy

I dont do anything. That's it.

Wanking.

God I hated that game, half of it was load screens.

Trust me is something that is not going to happen to me. Might as well put it as a dream

Why are you getting down voted?

It seems that way

The Artist

Thank God for that.