Cute!

Evil Edna approves!

Thing colouring page, if anyone's interested. Sorry for the slop. I just happened to have this on my phone.

:::: spoiler [gross AI slop body horror involving paw patrol characters] ::::

My kids daycare uses a lot of ai colouring pages. I was planning on slipping a few of these into the stack. Kids love paw patrol, so I'm sure they would be popular.

So basically, you entered a monogamous relationship with someone and you're upset that they want it to stay monogamous?

I had a bunny once. Left it in the bathroom of a rented flat, while i went to the shop. Came back and there was a very soggy bunny surrounded by water. The poor thing had chewed through the washing machine hose.

Fair enough

Ok, done. Although I personally don't think there's anything nsfw about it.

You're displaying the inches side of the measuring tape.

Yes, to an extent, but I don't think it has to do with grammar as much as pronunciation. Norwegian (bokmål) and danish are almost indistinguishable when written down, but spoken Danish is pronounced very weirdly (a lot of swallowed and mumbled consonants that causes it to sound like the speaker has gotten drunk on their way back from getting a root canal and is currently struggling to eat a hot potato). Despite Norwegian having a massive range of regional dialects, Norwegian kids learn to speak a lot quicker than danish kids. Largely because danish kids just don't understand what they're hearing for longer. The Danes have to subtitle their own TV programmes because they don't really understand each other. It's a fucking mess. Norwegian kids understand Swedish before danish kids understand danish.

Here is a short documentary on the danish language

I haven't seen the sun since November.

That's all I get for a few more days.

This is 100% a prelude to genocide. Leave now. A blue state won't do, ice will be used to detain you there. Either go out of the country or go off grid until this passes. Please listen to me. It's only a matter of time before they start rounding up neurodivergent and LGBTQ people and sticking them in "work/wellness/detainment camps". Get out while you can.

I have to say, when I saw the picture I just assumed it was a Chuck Tingle book.

On behalf of Scotland, I'm so sorry my home country spawned such hateful trash.

The global oil trade now has fewer Straits than Lemmy 😂

Also, when they're lying on the floor as shown, they make walking on Lego feel like a foot massage with a happy ending.

It's less embarrassing than marrying a conservative.

That video is so funny, I sent it to my transphobic father. He's also anti-religion. He'll have to pick a side.

He found it hilarious.

I thought the timeline was:

1. Admit to yourself that you're trans

2. HRT

3. become the woman you always wanted to be

Not:

1. Start HRT

2. grow a beautiful pair of tits

3. still cis tho