My historic house has a Wikipedia page, I've tried updating it with information I know is accurate (I mean, I live here), but it was always removed. Must have a primary source that's not "individual research" like, you know, counting the bedrooms or fireplaces.

Which is what lead to me getting our city's newspaper to interview me, print several facts and stories, and now that published article is a primary source.

During this process I realized that Wikipedia is pretty goddamn serious.

Apparently they just let Trump talk and didn't respond for a full minute and Trump was like "anyway you're the best" and they still didn't respond and Trump's people ended the call.

The astronauts gave him the silent treatment. They could clearly hear him.

Well if I can't trust Meta with my information, who CAN I trust

Obama did a response to the film The Laundromat (which is excellent), where he said, yes this is one of the keystone problems we have, but there is not going to be a fix for it, because the people that could fix it are benefitting from it. I've never seen him quite that defeated before.

Apparently they had a reconciliation meeting with Kimmel this week, asked him to do all this, and Jimmy's counteroffer was to give the same fuck-off speech he had planned to give anyway. This is how it should be done.

Ours coincided with our Pride, they actually marched with us in the parade up to the capitol and then joined us. It was incredible, unlike anything I've seen in this city. Do I think Trump is going to magically be unseated? No. But let's make a habit of this, since I am not sure voting will actually happen in 28, and we need mob size forces to be easily called up.

See if you make a ton of money, your kids will be better than the poor people, so you've left a better world for your children.

Actual logic and I've seen it play out.

Yes, fuck the kids in particular, sort of a theme with Trump

She's also derivative as hell, but children's lit doesn't get real deep reviews, and we were all too busy defending it from Christianity to really notice.

It's funny because in the early 00s I worked for a gay rights organization and was told pretty flat out, the FBI keeps at least a list with my name on it, if not my own file (holdover from the civil rights era when they did this to all progressive groups). And then Obama came along and we thought a new era was being ushered in. And now in 2025 I run a gay nonprofit and probably have an FBI file again. Oh well, means I'm doing something right, fuck 'em.

And the pro tech nerds who told everyone to use local-only, non proprietary smart devices so they can still have a secure, ad-free smarthome laugh as we walk through the house without ever touching light switches.

The military flights cost up to $28k an hour, but it's OK, he's putting this all on your national debt, his giant credit card.

Some men will do anything to avoid getting a job, and we commend them.

Just like last time, Fox News will simply drop the issue before their followers hear this, and they'll forever remember it as "trans ideologist shooter."

This has happened every previous time so it's kind of pointless to be excited about it.

While I am not thrilled with the Dems, if you get progressive enough dems, they will institute ranked choice voting, which is the path out of a 2 party system. GOP has never done this.

They're trying to claim because they were there when some or all of the vandalism occurred, and took photos of it and republished on their social media the next day, that they were in on it. Which might make sense if they weren't a respected photojournalist.

Build sauna, host interview in sauna, sauna is tax writeoff

That CEO guy was antifa

Deteriorating old man spews word salad when his night goes slightly off-script

Yeah this is what they said would happen, shocker. He oversaw a shrinkage of blue collar jobs his first term too. He's probably the most anti-middle-class president ever.