He is the villain. He's not pure evil, he's just a bit of a loser and lacks self confidence, but many times he is given a choice to do the right thing or the thing that benefits his own wants, he makes the selfish choice.

That's why he's the villain. Little by little he knows things are going wrong, but he's a "nice guy" and surely he deserves something he wants because he's "nice."

The movie is a fantastic depiction of what is wrong with NiceGuys™ and that they actually don't care nearly as much about the other person as they think they do.

The director himself said it best, "The One Wish Willow isn't cursed, the shop owner is meant to demonstrate that you can make your wish and live a fine life after. Bear is cursed because the wish he makes is cursed."

Except that he liked them apples.

They do.

I am an adult, and I am not unfit, but if I take a spill from Heelys I hope they pull the plug on my vegetable self.

I know not ALL men are incapable of understanding the nuances of social issues. The issue is THEY are too weak minded that they can't see past their hurt fee-fees and actually understand what the problem is.

Seriously, this is middle school level understanding, and you're failing.

Be better.

I mean, no, but two things can suck at the same time

How in the heckin' is JD below a dwarf, a mad scientist tinkerer, and a random catchy band?

He is a caring, trained, and competent doctor who will put his pride and personal life aside to help a patient.

1st. That's not dominoes, that's whack-a-mole

2nd. Hell yeah, let me grab me mallet

Are you rich?

Are you bad with money?

Because he wasn't fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

90% of IT and software jobs are "I have common sense, know how to look up information, and my boss is intimidated by my work so they don't question it."

No silly, she was the character Matilda, but I don't remember the movie's name.

Yup.

"B-b-but ackhshually they're a 1000-year old drago-"

Shut up. They wanna fuck it. It looks like a 10 year old child. They wanna fuck a 10 year old body.

They're not just creeps, but they're cowards who don't even stand by their creepy convictions.

I'm low on Vitamin $

She's not expressing remorse, she's selfishly scared for herself.

Remorse requires accountability, not excuses and projection.

She made a racist, hateful, hearsay statement and now that it might affect her she says she can't be hateful because she's "gay and biracial." That's the definition of dodging accountability.

Rape. That's rape. Call it rape.

This is why we need government that isn't in the pocket of corporations.

We need something like lawmakers having to disclose their tax information annually. If you want to be in office and make millions you should be willing to put your morals on the review table.

I don't know...

My list goes:

1. Their toilet paper

2. I might criticize Putin

3. I might criticize the government

Louis is self-admittedly an asshole, but he's a fair asshole and his people stick by and swear by him, even after they leave.

I respect him and truly feel he's honest, especially when he has so many receipts.

I'd rather an honest asshole than a kind manipulator.

Turning off sticky keys is one of the first things I do after accidentally activating it during a raid and wiping the team.

"Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is 'the bestest boy.' More tonight at 7"