Good grief, they’re deciding the name democratically.

Party McPartyface it is then.

Blanketed?

I don’t think so.

This should have been done from the start when Blair told us they were going to ban hunting.

Cue all the handwringing hoorays crying about tradition, jobs and the like being lost. They weren’t too bothered about communities and jobs being lost when they closed the mines were they?

That's going to work isn't it?

Zaphod’s just this guy, you know.

What’s a large ATM withdrawal though?

Here in UK, depending on bank, it’s £250/300 per transaction and a max of £1000 per day.

Limiting that would piss people off, but they’d just go back the next day for more.

The bosses name is Zuckerberg. What did you expect?

In the USA. Not everywhere else.

I keep seeing things like this, then an item on the news that says sales in Spain are up.

It’s not all good news.

How about a bun run?

Seeing as TACO has no military service to remind him, I would be surprised if he ever read those books. Or any book for that matter.

Trump: ‘Hold my diet coke’.

This.

Had one here in Hertford last week. Got a photo of its underneaths as it was on a window. Every time I tried to get a photo of the top the little bugger flew away.

How about dealing with the social media companies that caused the problem?

I got one at 1501 - Galaxy S23 Lebara/Vodaphone and one at 1520 - iPhone SE, Tesco/O2.

O2 have been piss poor recently. Missed calls/texts etc. Have tried swapping SIMs but it’s always O2 that’s the issue. Am going to make the Lebara my main phone.

Ate and drank too much without enough exercise when I was younger.

Had a tattoo which although not a name, represents the name of former controlling partner. When I can afford it it's getting a cover up. Luckily it's on my chest and I'm not a Geordie so people don't see it. Otherwise it'd be gone now.

My wife for the past few weeks. In fact since I met her about 6 years ago.

Because it's a certain type of person painting them.

Also, it's pretty disrespectful to the flag, it'll be driven, walked and cycled over.

Sounds like she'll be a useful idiot for Putin then.