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I mix the cocoa and water first and microwave until boiling. I use a blend of erythritol and sucralose, but feel free to sub in sugar or your desired sweetener. Then add to a blender with the remaining ingredients and process. The Xanthan Gum is an approximation. Use a tiny amount at a time until you reach desired consistency. I also sometimes like to use a blend of natural and dark cocoa or throw in a bit of instant espresso/coffee and or sugar free coffee syrup!

Makes about 330g of sauce at around .28 cal/g or 4 cal/tbsp

I use the "mouthguard" method. Cut in half vertically splitting the navel. Cut each half into 4 slices horizontally. Pop one of those bad boys in your mouth and smile like an idiot 😆

For the savory buffalo cheddar one you could use cucumber!

For the sweet ones, go with an air fried low/zero net carb tortilla

Lol, not a whole lot to it! Press and cube desired amount of tofu. Mix potato or corn starch and seasonings together (I like ground ginger and garlic powder). Toss tofu to coat. Spray or coat with a small amount of oil and air fry at about 400° F until crispy. Rinse and microwave or pan fry shirataki rice. Steam or microwave broccoli. Plate and enjoy!

Recipe posted under another comment. I'll copy it up to the main post. I use a combo of erythritol and sucralose, but feel free to sweeten however you choose!

Not a whole lot to it! Press and cube desired amount of tofu. Mix potato or corn starch and seasonings together (I like ground ginger and garlic powder). Toss tofu to coat. Spray or coat with a small amount of oil and air fry at about 400° F until crispy. Rinse and microwave or pan fry shirataki rice. Steam or microwave broccoli. Plate, dress with soy/sriracha, enjoy!

USA. I get mine from Meijer Supermarket. They've got some good finds!

https://livivafoods.com/pages/sca-store-locator

Ha! Well don't think that's a road trip you want to make. Let me see if I can find the product name and if they have a locator