And this is why they’ll want to murder us.

“And this little piggy went to the emergency room.”

Please, god.

“Thistle is jingling ring-ding-dingling doo…”

Probably not entirely from cows.

Have you never experienced the joy of hitting a tennis ball with a baseball bat? Home run every single time.

Kanji.

It’s okay, I’ve honestly never heard Korean script called “kimchi letters” before, so it was more funny than anything.

kimchi letters

🤨

It’s Hangul, for future reference.

And then get arrested for blinding astronauts on the ISS.

Hard to be more succinct than that.

So which billionaire/politician/war lord dies to offset this tremendous loss?

It’s the principal of the things.

They get ordered to give you your job back, then you quit on toxic work environment and harassment grounds.

Just standing there like an insectoid in a human suit.

Add to that, every report button everywhere needs an option that just says “Smells like bullshit.”

PBF is at its best when it’s cursed but wholesome.

“Bro, you ain’t tired yet?”

Back in the day, this was literally the best GameCube to have. Considering the aftermarket price on them now, and how far technology has advanced, it’s just not practical to go after this particular model anymore unless you’re a collector. A bog-standard Cube is much cheaper and easier to maintain.

So much funnier now than it was then.