Water? Like in the toilet?

This is what I mention when I'm covertly pushing "radical" ideas such as 4 day work weeks. We have all of these technological advancements - Why can't the workers see some of those benefits instead of them being funneled to the top in the form of extra profits?

Because then they don't have a display the size of a living room TV to shove ads in your face

Fun fact: It's a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

"...and remember guys, if you liked this comment please UPVOTE and GILD!!!!!!"

This guy definitely has a crypto wallet and a monkey jpeg

Little Jimmy wanted to try Fedora, But little Jimmy is no more. For what he thought was his external drive, was actually his cerebral core

Actually I think this is one of those lemmies I've been hearing so much about

All that needs to happen now is for meta to launch a reddit clone that steals away all of reddit's users

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

Not quite related to the conversation, but I think it would be funny if a CEO tried to run a business into the ground but ended up being the most successful and beloved CEO in the company's history.

"I know, if I enact a 4 day workweek, nobody will have time to get anything done"

"Okay so that didn't work... Maybe if I increase staffing, give everyone a raise, the overhead will eat into the company profits and nobody will want to invest!"

"Um... I'll have the dev team drag their heels on product release! Nobody will want to buy our product if we release a month late. Heck, maybe if we wait until the devs say it's ready we won't release anything at all! This plan is sure to work!"

In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you're over the limit.

Data collected by Threads can include users' sexual orientation, race and ethnicity, biometric data, trade union membership, pregnancy status, politics, and religious beliefs. Threads can also collect data on users' employment, as well as health and fitness. Beyond that, the app also can collect data monitoring users' location and other web activity.

Geez meta, do you want the results of my colonoscopy too? (spoiler: they do)

"Health and financial data, precise location, search history, browsing history, and more are not needed for a user to be on the app and are instead used to create a more hyper-personalized and targeted experience on the app or shared with and sold to advertisers," Schroeder told Ars.

Fuck targeted experiences, all my homies hate targeted experiences

Having watched videos like Charlie the Unicorn or Badger Badger Badger, I say let the kids have their fun

No it's got what plants crave

You there! Living with five roommates in a 1br apartment! Why won't you have more kids!

...Because I can't affor-

It's the avacado toast, isn't it?

The salutation for System Administrator day is "Happy System Administrator Day! Hey, since I've got you here do you think you can "

The customary reply is "Thanks! I'll add it to my list"

Panera's doing their best! It's hard to compete when the other guy has a head start that spans basically all of recorded history

Oof. So You're not actually vaporized like a regular phaser, just sent to O'Brien's shadow realm

The absolute worst thing about Halloween is having to dodge all the cum cannons