Pry my old phone from my cold, dead hands

The only "use case" I want for AI is to analyze images for pictures of people I've blocked via keyword. What a punchable face

Ooh thank you for posting the secret panel!

That looks delicious!

Alphabet’s Chief Legal Officer Kent Walker, says the DOJ is pushing “a radical interventionist agenda that would harm Americans and America’s global technology leadership.”

I'm honestly curious how this would "harm Americans".

They probably know they're in the running

It is what it is

Next time the kid asks for an allowance, say that money is a social construct

Let me Google that for you:

Why are they wearing high heels for a posture infographic?

Let me save you a click:

Tax is the answer

People aren't being held to account for doing or making shitty things

Tale as old as time

Took me a while to realize that subbing and topping were not work-related words.

Apparently I live a boring life.

Those look delicious

Non FB version:

I'm going to tell myself that she's only adopting senior cats and giving them their last, true "forever home".

Finally, NIMBYs everyone can get on board with