Btw never do that. You're supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.

You know you messed up when you run through so many good lawyers that the only people who are still willing to defend you are total goofballs.

"Hey there's a book about Minecraft - wait no it says 'Mein Kampf'..."

Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

Who would want to go there by car anyways? Going to a german Christmas market and not drinking tons of Glühwein seems like a waste

Hey guys, remember when music wasn't all political? Back in my day we listened to Green Day and Rage against the Machine and not this wooooke garbage /s

"Jeder den ich nicht mag ist defakto Hitler"

People downvoting this thread because they're not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

Is it just me or did the title of the article make it seem like that happened in Ukraine and not Russia?

I'm not 14 years old enough to get this

"You proclaim to love the ocean, yet you flee from the tsunami.. Curious"

[Charlie Kirk.png]

How many tenticles do you have?

Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

And of course it's the fking navy... The jokes really write themselves these days

That's not an option, this would remove a 3rd of the air force and probably 90% of the navy

Why is the neighbor living in the Harry Potter closet?

This looks like some 4chan shit lmao

Claymore at home:

The shields don't just protect against kinetic weapons, they also tend to cause energy weapons to blow up in a thermonuclear explosions iirc