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lemm.ee

Obviously, you’ve found the urinal.

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lemmy.world

I live in a ranch style house on a completely flat property, there are no steps on it. Golden showers don't come raining from above when there's no above.

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If a mouse climbs out of the S-bend and licks your beefy starfish, it's a convenient way to end things on a high note

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Yeah I know. I was jokingly pretending that I thought that was the objectionable expression 😁

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lemmy.world

I would forever be thinking, "what if I accidentally walk out though?" And proceed to never go near that window

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Duraniereply
literature.cafe

That's actually a nifty little trick your brain plays on you to help keep you away from danger. Problem is, some people settings are off and that "feature" becomes a bug.

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lemmy.ca

For when your duce is so gnarly the lingering stench could soffcate a small child, and there is a lineup outside, and you realise your only option to avoid needing to look the next person in the eye and own your shame is suicide.

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thelemmy.club

It's kinda cool actually, but kids exist and I don't think kids should exist... around this.

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When I was 4yo I lived on the top floor of a shitty apartment with access to the roof. Roof was not gated.

Id spend so much time alone up there unsupervised until I was 7 and we moved.

I'm surprised I'm alive.

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In our neighbourhood it was customary to celebrate Christmas on the open balcony of one of the high-rises. Children would climb to the highest floor and set off fireworks from the balcony. The railing was high, but the danger was still present.

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lemmy.world

This is for when you try to flush, but the water rises and there's no way you won't be flooding the stall. They're offering you a way out.

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lemmy.world

They mounted a wrong window type. You can get one that doesn't open fully, from the bottom edge. Usually they are mounted in corpo buildings due to liability issues

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I think they used an outward opening one instead of inward opening. If that window would open inward, you couldnt slip through

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lemmy.world

My guess would be it's treated as a window and can be used to air the toilet after nasty session. It looks weird because it's in form of a glass door.

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huginnreply
feddit.it

It's a standard casement window, just with a weird aspect ratio. If you twisted the handle a different way it would only crack open from the top, letting you vent the room.

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When you want to go home early without your boss noticing, you can make a parachute escape from the toilet. Perfect!

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It's in case you want to display your shit techniques to a broad audience.

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